Hallo,

Meine name ist Richard Buz. I'm a template person who acts as a web designer & developper.

Yeah, you heard me right, a template person. You should see that coming. I mean, come on, which couple would name their offspring John Doe? It only makes sense when it means John Doe the template, right?

Man, it's tough to be a template person. Why? Well, because there isn't a Jone Doe there, is there? Many template sites introduce me as the owner of the site, but who wants to be an owner if you can't have a Ms. Jone Doe to flirt with?

As you can see, I'm not speaking in Lorem-ipsum. Though it's my mother language, I find it impolite to speak to people in a language that they consider as gibberish. Impolite as in how they respond impolitely: "WTH are you talking about?"

One last thing, if you ever find Ms. Jone Doe the template. Could you please tell her that I lorem ipsum dolor sit amet her?